{"id":14,"date":"2013-09-09T15:55:56","date_gmt":"2013-09-09T15:55:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chineseelvis.com\/blog\/?page_id=14"},"modified":"2013-09-09T18:07:42","modified_gmt":"2013-09-09T18:07:42","slug":"contact","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.chineseelvis.com\/blog\/contact\/","title":{"rendered":"Contact"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"left\">If you would like to book ChineseElvis to appear and sing at your function, be it a wedding, a birthday or a drug-crazed orgy of hedonistic pleasure (or simply want to ask a question), email him at\u00a0<a>paul@chineseelvis.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Chelvis discovered recently that some legitimate emails are being marked as spam. He gets so many spam emails, having had the chineseelvis.com domain since 2000, that he mostly deletes them without even checking whether any slipped through the filters (especially now that his penis has been enlarged to a reasonable size, he has vast stocks of viagra and has already won over $650 trillion in lotteries). \u00a0If you choose the email route and have not heard back within a reasonable time, simply send again. If still no reply, why not call the man direct: Mobile &#8211;\u00a007956 255 374. \u00a0He won&#8217;t bite.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you would like to book ChineseElvis to appear and sing at your function, be it a wedding, a birthday or a drug-crazed orgy of hedonistic pleasure (or simply want to ask a question), email him at&nbsp;paul@chineseelvis.com Chelvis discovered recently that some legitimate emails are being marked as spam. He gets so many spam emails, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chineseelvis.com\/blog\/contact\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Contact<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":2,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chineseelvis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/14"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chineseelvis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chineseelvis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chineseelvis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chineseelvis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.chineseelvis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/14\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52,"href":"http:\/\/www.chineseelvis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/14\/revisions\/52"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chineseelvis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}