Santa Claus is
coming to town...
...but he's busy. So why not get Chinese Elvis instead?
The King from Beijing. With Santa hat. Outside your house.
£50
SE22 • SE23 • SE4 • SE6
Doorstep Xmas Songs
20 minutes @ your house*!
Forget the panto. Behind you? No - Right in front of you! Forget the carol concert where you can't see the stage. For one night only this December, Chinese Elvis will turn up at your front door and belt out Christmas songs, live, to you, your family and your suspicious neighbours.
*"Your house" means your doorstep. He's not coming in for tea. Not this time.
What's in the box?
- 20 minutes of live Xmas songs, sung by a man in a jumpsuit and a Santa hat
- Microphone — so the neighbours can hear it too
- Speaker — so the neighbours can really hear it
- Lighting — because it's not a proper show without lighting. Plus your neighbours need to see it
- Elvis. Chinese Elvis. In person. On your doorstep. For £50.
Where? When?
Postcodes covered:
SE22SE23SE4SE6
Just outside these postcodes? Call or text and ask.
When: between 4pm and 9pm in December 2026. Not Fri or Sat.
The critics have spoken
"What encapsulates Xmas more than a Chinese guy in a jumpsuit belting out songs?" — TNT
"He makes a living." — CNN
"He's bright." — Glasgow Herald
"I enjoyed it. Thank you." ... "No. I didn't enjoy it." — Piers Morgan (both times)
Frequently asked questions
- Is it really Elvis?
- It's the closest you'll get. Elvis left the building in 1977. ChineseElvis is still in it. It is now a pagoda.
- Do I need to provide a microphone, speaker or lights?
- No. He brings the lot. You just need a doorstep.
- Will it be loud?
- It's a speaker and a man in a jumpsuit. What do you think?
- Do I have to be at home?
- Preferably. Who else will open the door?
- How do I book?
- Call or text 07956 255 374 for details and how to book.
Book him, Danno!
Slots between 4–9pm in December will go fast. Don't leave it until Boxing Day.