Welcome.  This is the blog of Paul Hyu, who from time to time sticks sideburns on his face with glue and drives around the UK (mostly), swearing and shouting at his shitty satnav in a state of bewilderment, as women and children run from his over-sized ridiculous Chinese pick-up truck, crying.  It was spawned from the site www.chineseelvis.com , which has been (kind of) blogging since 2000, a time before blogs were even heard of.  It was an altogether more innocent time.

Since June 2016, this is also the home of Paul’s anecdotes as a British Chinese Elvis as well as a British Chinese actor, which he hopes will one day be able to be compiled into a coherent memoir.  Until then, they will be random, incoherent, and hopefully not libellous.